Lindsay Lohan — UCLA Rehab Stipulations

Posted in Uncategorized on August 8, 2010 by exitiummachina

Apparently Lindsay Lohan is under strict rules at the rehab center.  She is not allowed to see any friends!  The only people that Lindsane can see in rehab are blood relatives for the first 30 days of a 90 day program…wait, what?!  90 days?!  That’s right, Lindsay has managed to completly screw over ‘common folk’ like us and nail herself a simple 90 day rehab program.

Let’s take a look at this case, and I’ll explain why it pisses me off to no end.  First; this is Lindsay Lohan’s second DUI in the state of California and according to this site on DUI laws she should be sitting uncomfortably in a jail cell (a lot like she was for 14 days of a 90 day minimum sentence).  Second; the jail sentence…yes, that little thing that she hardly recieved which should have been 90 days and amazingly turned into 14.  Third; her courtroom antics, once arriving to court with the word ‘FUCK’ painted on her fingernails, being late numerous times, just not appearing…and the list goes on.

Now, let’s take us for example.  I know that if I was up on my second DUI there would be no escaping that 90 day jail sentence and I’m confident that I wouldn’t get such leniency on my second DUI charge within a 10 year time.  Just as well, if I were to walk into a courtroom with the word ‘FUCK’ painted on my fingernails, or was late numerous times, or just didn’t show period…I would be residing in a nice little jail cell for more than likely the full one year.

This is why the legal system sucks, this is why pop sucks, because pop just nullifies the legal system and the legal system bends over like a bitch and says ‘give it to me harder, please.’

Death To Pop Master Site


I Wonder If Justin Bieber Dies?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on July 25, 2010 by exitiummachina

Apparently Justin Bieber just wrapped up shooting an episode for the season premiere of CSI. He is supposed to be portraying a troubled teen so he was wearing an orange jump suit (prediction of his future maybe?). According to the Us News report Justin said “[it was an] amazing day” (apparently English isn’t really necessary if you just sing noises).

I honestly have to say…I really hope that the character he is playing in the show eventually will be him when the drugs, alcohol, and sex hits in his pop life. I know, I know…I’m cruel, but history as the lesson, it is inevitable and I honestly can’t wait to see it.

On a completly unrelated note I finally got my hands on Hellyeah’s new album Stampede! And it is fucking awesome! Good to see people like Chad Gray and Greg Tribbett are still pulling for the death of pop!

Check out the original post HERE!

Enrique Iglesias? Didn’t He Die?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on July 23, 2010 by exitiummachina

Enrique Iglesias is back for some reason.  Releasing his recent album ‘Euphoria’ earlier this month, and apparently he is going to go do some nude water skiing here soon *PUBLICITY STUNT*.  It really is sickening if you think about it, just released his new album and then goes on CBS announcing that he ‘bet’ his ‘friend’ that if Spain won the World Cup he would go water skiing nude.  Fucking right!? 

I mean, as I displayed before…pop musicians don’t pull these kinds of stunts for publicity, do they?  So of course this is a simple bet from a friend.  My only question is what kind of bet is that?  I mean really, how many of you have put your friends on the spot saying “if the Patriots win the Super Bowl you have to go nude water skiing!”  Right…exactly.  This entire thing screams publicity stunt to me.

Pop music is becoming sickening these days, if we don’t try to kill pop music now there is no telling what affect these kinds of mindless stunts are going to have on children! 

Death to pop!  Pop music must die!  These are chants we should be hearing through the streets!

Runner Runner…What The…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on July 21, 2010 by exitiummachina

A new pop rock quintet has hit into the news, Runner Runner…apparently a name they pulled off a board when trying to figure out a new name for their *squee* BOY BAND!  For fuck sake, so they decided on ‘Runner Runner’ due to the poker game Texas Hold ’em…”against all odds” or some shit.  So this new up-and-coming boy band used to rock out to punk music, one of them even rides motorcycles (he’s the bad boy of the band I bet).

We are losing the battle against pop music, people!  How can we allow such injustice upon our music business as letting a new boy band come onto the scene and mix pop with rock calling themselves ‘pop rock?!’  How?!

Mix with cola and we may have the death of pop, who knows, or they would pull some childish stunt and run around like manic, crazed people.

Death to pop, always here…trying to kill pop.

Death By Pop’s Rundown of the Best Films of the 2000s

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on July 15, 2010 by exitiummachina

Personally I would of rather seen Donnie Darko in the top five, but it was cool to see the movie come in at the number 8 spot.

Head over to Death By Pop’s blog at Blogger and get the complete list provided by Dr. Mo!

Lady Gaga ‘Bad Romance’

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on July 15, 2010 by exitiummachina

I caught this the other day on a forum I frequent and I absolutely had to plug it!  This is a remake of Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance’ by the metal band Leander!  Check it out and tell me what you think!

10 Reasons That Pop Should Die

Posted in Reasons Pop Music Is Bad For You with tags , , , , , , , on July 14, 2010 by exitiummachina

10 – Pop Music Doesn’t Care About You.

This is true in the recent case of Justin Bieber, who was voted to go to North Korea by his…err, well, fans.  Is he going?  No, he doesn’t care about his…err, uhm, fans.

9 – Too Much Pop Music Will Make You Go Bald.

Britney Spears.

8 – Pop Music Causes Cancer.

Go ahead and prove me wrong!  Do it!

7 – Pop Music Causes An Inflated Ego.

So much so that you may think years after you were famous you can come back and do it again…Backstreet Boys…

6 – Pop Music Is Degrading The Education System.

Now everyone is listening to Bieber or Backstreet Boys and not paying attention to their teacher!  We can’t have that!

5 – Pop Music Won’t Be Missed.

It is expendable, we have plenty of other far better genres in music we can hear.  Pop music won’t even be a blimp on a radar if it goes under.

4 – There Is No Such Thing As Good Pop Music.

Terrible, isn’t it?  But it is true, there is simply no such thing as good pop music, it is all about the same…only difference is the “bad boy” in the band.

3 – Pop Music Leads To Drug Abuse.

Britney Spears.

2 – Pop Music Is The Reason Stupidity Exists.

It is, really.  If we didn’t have pop music people wouldn’t be saying “like” between every Goddamn word!

1 – Pop Music Is Predicted To End The World.

With its condescending attitude problem, piss poor ‘idols’ leading children to drug abuse and cancer, and Justin Bieber lighting ants on fire with a magnifying glass.