Runner Runner…What The…
A new pop rock quintet has hit into the news, Runner Runner…apparently a name they pulled off a board when trying to figure out a new name for their *squee* BOY BAND! For fuck sake, so they decided on ‘Runner Runner’ due to the poker game Texas Hold ’em…”against all odds” or some shit. So this new up-and-coming boy band used to rock out to punk music, one of them even rides motorcycles (he’s the bad boy of the band I bet).
We are losing the battle against pop music, people! How can we allow such injustice upon our music business as letting a new boy band come onto the scene and mix pop with rock calling themselves ‘pop rock?!’ How?!
Mix with cola and we may have the death of pop, who knows, or they would pull some childish stunt and run around like manic, crazed people.
Death to pop, always here…trying to kill pop.